Half Court Shot

Tonight while Brian and I were having our big time dinner date without the kids, he mentioned that he was going to stop by the local Kangaroo gas station tomorrow. The whole purpose is to sign up for some half court basketball shoot thing, where you can win 10k. I must have gave him a look, because he was like "What" I suggested that since we have some alone time together maybe the best usage would to not be standing in the line at the gas station. I have never seen my husband shoot a basketball, although I have heard the back in the day stories. He was like oh no I could do it, I would just have to practice, blah blah blah. Insert another of my famous looks. Then I had him. I mentioned that after 5 1/2 years of marriage, and all the practice in the world he hasn't managed to hit the inside of the toilet bowl. What could he say. That was a mid court shot for team pink.