Why is my son's aim progressively getting worse?
Possible answers:
- He got into man camp early, and got properly trained on how to piss on everything.
- After his first emergency behind a bush urination, he has taken upon himself to take liberties with aim in the restroom.
- He thinks he is a firefighter.
- He sees it grosses me out and takes immense pleasure in torturing his mother.
- A degenerative genetic disease passed down from father to son.
That is hilarious. Luckily, Blake came to me with excellent home training. However.....Jackson is a work in progress. I scrubbed the baseboards and wall just the other day for that very reason.
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