"If I beat you hard enough will you start listening to me"
"Come here puppy, please don't get hit by a car, please don't get hit by a car"
"Will the lock me up if I burst into tears in the middle of Publix?"
"These children are running it I must regain control"
"Did puke get on her shorts too"
"Why is she biting him"
"Why Do I bother"
"I freaking forgot to eat breakfast"
"Will they eat carrot sticks if I stick them on the plate"
"How in the heck did she swallow that"
"I hope Brian gets home early"
"Stop crying!!"
"I want a milkshake"
What people saw, calm suburban housewife. At least that is what I hope.
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Today, Jackson told me I was fired....and to stop freaking out...for realz.
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